How to properly judge: A hater's guide

If you must hate/troll here is your step by step guide.

1. Read the blog in question.

2. Do you disagree with this person?

• Ok, don't read their blog anymore.

3. Is this person offending God?

• No? Ok, don't read their blog anymore.
• Yes? How the hell do you know? Oh, and don't read their blog anymore.

Yes....Supernatural....

4. Is this person hurting you?

• No? Didn't think so. Don't read their blog anymore. 
• Yes? Ok I'm not sure how....but don't read their blog anymore.

5. Is this person hurting themselves?

• No? Ok don't read their blog anymore. 
• Yes? See follow up question.
• Follow up question. Are you their mother? 
• No? Ok don't read their blog anymore. 
• Yes? Talk to them off the internet.

6. Is this person breaking the law?

• No? Ok don't read their blog anymore. 
• Yes? See follow up question.
• Follow up question. Do you work for law enforcement? 
• No? Ok don't read their blog anymore. 
• Yes? See follow up questions.
• Does your work in law enforcement cover blogging? 
• No? Ok don't read their blog anymore. 
• Yes? WTH kind of job do you have?
• Will your boss laugh in your face if you try to arrest and or prosecute someone for their blog content? 
• The only answer to this is yes. Ok so don't read their blog anymore.

7. Is this person hurting your child? 

• No? Ok, don't read their blog anymore. 
• Yes? I'm not sure how some random internet stranger is hurting your child....so don't read their blog anymore. 

8. Does this person in any way shape or form really affect you daily life? 

• No? Ok, don't read their blog anymore. 
• Yes? Go get a new life because apparently yours sucks. Oh, and don't read their blog anymore.

9. Are you a grown adult? 

• No? Ok, well you probably shouldn't be reading my blog. 
• Yes? Act like one.

10. Are you fully capable of hitting the little 'X' in the right hand corner of your browser? 

• No? Well please find someone to help you do so. 
• Yes? Ok, so don't read their blog anymore.

Now if you made it through all that congrats! Now go read this well written post by Patricia of Patricia B in France about spreading blogger love, because its a much more mature approach than my silly post.